As personal attitudes in the US continue to arc towards complete indulgence, it is only a matter of time before the US constitution also fails. The US is turning into a college apartment where 2 of the 4 roommates never clean their dishes because they know if they leave them in the sink long enough, someone else will wash them. They refuse to eat off paper plates because "that's not fair", and are justified leaving messes for others because cleaning is harder for them, and is provably oppressive.
In the name of fairness, the US constitution needs to be changed (or just interpreted properly) so that only certain people need to clean dishes.
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