Like... OMG this couldn't happen soon enough. My family of 6 have been rationing our last two n95s for the past two weeks.
I thought we were going to die for sure...
He can just give me the $50 or whatever.
U KAN GET drunk and weird wit meh for FREE brah
It's not like we have crumbling infrastructure or anything GET YOUR JABS!
Why not buy us all weightloss coaches and mandatory exercise? That would be far more effective at saving lives than masks.
Hold a gun to fatasses heads, force them to work out.
wtf is a weightless coach?
Weightloss: autocorrect.
It's even easier than that, throw their fat ass in a cage with bars wide enough for a non-fat to fit through and provide unlimited water and a daily multivitamin.
Just dump them right into the ocean since that's where they will end up anyway.
I am sure he gets a huge kick back from THIS
Just like when Al Gore made that PowerPoint presentation after investing in Green Mountain Energy.
N95 masks, $2 a pop. 350 million Americans. That's $700 million per mask, $5 billion available. 7 masks each. Not counting skim.
That will solve this epidemic.
Well, I don't know about you, but I need about 10,000 of them. Stock up while they're free.
How about we just provide them with a natural immune system and the knowledge that coof was a lie?
If they haven't figured it out by now...
I’m sure Burnie has bought plenty of stocks in the manufacturing of these masks before hand.
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