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It's smarter nowadays to leave the country, "lose" your passport and come in illegally. So much free money.

[–] 2 pts

Hop on a tanning bed for three hours, watch some mexican soap operas on the way there, to nail the accent down... boom, the government all of a sudden works for you again.

Seriously, though... how could they, by definition, prove you're not an illegal alien? Just say you are and get your free gibs.