Don't forget that it can reach out and snatch you with it's long sinewy spike proteins after you flip the wall switch to turn out the light and then have to cross the room to the bed in the dark. I recommend a proven "run and jump" strategy to avoid that. Don't forget to tuck the covers in under the feet as the wuhan coof has also been known reach up from under the bed and grab any ankles that may have slipped out. Just as with the face diaper, the coof can't touch covers.
For normal daylight protection just carry a magic rock in your pocket as this alone has proven to provide 100% of the protection that you would get from wearing a face diaper, but with the added benefit of not looking like an idiot.
I heard that they're developing a covid scanner app for parents so they can make sure none of these vile and terrible creatures which are invisible too, are there lurking with evil deeds, so with the new covid scanner app:
the parent or guardian scans and then the child is safe to enter their bed. Daily scans are recommended.
Typical. Attempting to seek/find a tech solution to a mythical problem. And, just like with the chin diapers and the not-vaccine, when it doesn't work, they'll push it anyway, because, why not, right? Then they'll make in mandatory that every home have at least two, because Nancy Pelosi has stock in them and vodka doesn't pay for itself.
The boogie-man is invisible in all wave-lengths. You don't find the boogie-man. The boogie-man finds you. Period.
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