Unapproved facts ahead!
If Fauci didn't say it, its not true goys. Now shut up and get the jab you stupid monkeys.
In all seriousness, this is an information war.
If anyone has any access to a mainstream social media acct, you should be thinking about how to use it in these last days to wake people up.
The enemy is telling your xer weakness.
All children are now also mandated to get the vax because covid hides under beds and can strike while they are sleeping
Don't forget that it can reach out and snatch you with it's long sinewy spike proteins after you flip the wall switch to turn out the light and then have to cross the room to the bed in the dark. I recommend a proven "run and jump" strategy to avoid that. Don't forget to tuck the covers in under the feet as the wuhan coof has also been known reach up from under the bed and grab any ankles that may have slipped out. Just as with the face diaper, the coof can't touch covers.
For normal daylight protection just carry a magic rock in your pocket as this alone has proven to provide 100% of the protection that you would get from wearing a face diaper, but with the added benefit of not looking like an idiot.
I heard that they're developing a covid scanner app for parents so they can make sure none of these vile and terrible creatures which are invisible too, are there lurking with evil deeds, so with the new covid scanner app:
the parent or guardian scans and then the child is safe to enter their bed. Daily scans are recommended.
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