Yea, I admit, I miss having niggers assaulting me on a daily basis and that sweet sweet smell of pot everywhere. Driving in my own car is awefull. I really miss the awesome Metro where nigger performers come up to me begging for money or young brown children offering me candy bars while riding the quiet, comfortable subway. I miss the dog parks where hundreds of dogs get into fights and bark all the time, the soothing sounds of emergency vehicles at every corner. The experience of paying $5 and standing in line for a hot dog. Only New York city offers that experience. I also love going to restaurants that double as disco dance clubs and getting to know the people intimately at the tables around me. Not to mention the vagrants coming in and striking up a conversation while I'm out with my friends having a drink. Then there's the high prices for literary everything. What's not to love living in the city. Heck, there are absolutely no police anymore to distract you from enjoying the gang shoot outs. Yea, I'm heading back to the city in a "cozy" $4 thousand dollar a month apartment. That's the life I miss.