Well, it's even better than tossing Jamal's and D'Shi'thead's applications into the incinerator. No guilt either way.
De'Qwan LeShawn Motobongo Jermaine Bartholomew the Third Junior who identifies as "they/was/nigger" has been hired as shift leader at Popeyes.
His manager Jablonda Shaniequa Delbonay Jackson said she "supports the African American community" even though her new hire is a violent convict on a work release program who was seen tampering with the chicken on his first day.
Nub dat chiggum fr'Popeyezzzzzz! Kee kee kee.
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