He's not lying though. Jill held out one of his favourite books and told him to point at the firetruck. After pointing at the police car, then Big Bird, he got the ladder truck on the third try.
Joe Biden once went on Sesame Street and he didn't get along with Elmo so he befriended Bert and Ernie to ally with the Cookie Monster thus solving the situation.
Elmo talked robotically and properly with a childish nature and Joe was infuriated as he couldn't understand or communicate to basic, simple English in childlike yet coherent sentences.
So he formed a posse of vigilantes. They attacked Elmo but lost his laptop. This was not good.
After he was booted off of the Sesame Street set with puppets mocking him, Joe swore he'd make a difference.
that very day he brought vengeance on a really bad dude.. named Corn Pop.
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