“No, they don’t,” shot back Colbert, host of “The Late Show.” “They don’t have to prove that seatbelts are better than accidents, or that wearing a parachute is better than hitting the earth at terminal velocity...
Ah, but only a Cargo Cult dipshit would believe that a car accident victim could put on a safety belt AFTER the accident, or strap on a parachute AFTER skydiving, and get any benefit out of that. "But safety belts and parachutes use safety magic!" --Colbert
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