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This is the most retarded tweet of all time and an attack on "love thy neighbor".

Reduces migrants to a voting bloc
Reduces them to a tax bloc
States their culture will be preserved. (Calling those Iberian and tribal pagans 'Christian' is a stretch, but that is another story).
Demands assimilation, so they must accept the American consumerism globohomo.
Can't vote for ten years. Why don't we just tell them in their face that they are second class citizens.
4 years mandatory military service. You must fight for globohomo for 4 years, and remain a second class citizen.
Have to make their own business, can't be hired. So for ten fucking years, your ideal model American can not work for someone else? Amazing. All that spiel on being democrat welfare sinks, and he posts fucking this.
"No public school." Why? He just reduced them to a tax bloc, but he demands he stripped them of tax funded public access?
"Only family units-no single men." He can throw #6 in the trash.

So in his demented mind he has proposed this scenario:

>Come to the United States with family, receive asylum. >Cross the Texas border. Get escorted to a bus. Get dropped off in New York. >Get shipped out to basic training away from family. (by the way, I am getting an income and paying taxes by law legally at this point... so I don't know why the following happens) >Wife and kids can't apply for jobs to pay rent. . Wife settles for illegal employment in exchange for rent from a landlord. >Be the oldest guy in the squad by ten years. >Communication with squad difficult, because little English, . >Kids can't go to school, didn't get selected to go to migrant charity school. They get involved with a gang to be lookouts and runners to help family get by with some income. The jews denied them food stamps in attempt to get them to denounce Christ, and exploit their suffering. >Get back from basic training. Apply to military housing for family. Thankfully got accepted. Move family from hell york. >Kids accepted into school. Wife upset. >Endure 4 years of Army "We all bleed green" PC bullshit. Got the fuck out. PFC pay ain't worth it. >Back to square fucking 1. Six more years until citizenship. Can't apply to job other than return the to the military. Have no capital to make business. >Suspect wife has been sleeping around with Jodee. >Marriage fails apart. Gets divorced. Wife gets benefits and custody. >I'm noted for being single before the 10 year mark after breaking my Christian marriage. I get deported. >Returned to Mexico alone. >Heard children were rejected from every charity school and join other rejects. Become blooded gang members and prostitutes. >Still have to pay income tax to the IRS, as I am still receiving half of my US military benefits. >I curse the Great Satan every time I cry myself to sleep.

I'm sure they will gladly sign up to vote Republican after all of that. Absolutely Weimar.

This is the most retarded tweet of all time and an attack on "love thy neighbor". 1. Reduces migrants to a voting bloc 2. Reduces them to a tax bloc 3. States their culture will be preserved. (Calling those Iberian and tribal pagans 'Christian' is a stretch, but that is another story). 4. Demands assimilation, so they must accept the American consumerism globohomo. 5. Can't vote for ten years. Why don't we just tell them in their face that they are second class citizens. 6. 4 years mandatory military service. You must fight for globohomo for 4 years, and remain a second class citizen. 7. Have to make their own business, can't be hired. So for ten fucking years, your ideal model American can not work for someone else? Amazing. All that spiel on being democrat welfare sinks, and he posts fucking this. 8. "No public school." Why? He just reduced them to a tax bloc, but he demands he stripped them of tax funded public access? 9. "Only family units-no single men." He can throw #6 in the trash. So in his demented mind he has proposed this scenario: \>Come to the United States with family, receive asylum. \>Cross the Texas border. Get escorted to a bus. Get dropped off in New York. \>Get shipped out to basic training away from family. (by the way, I am getting an income and paying taxes by law legally at this point... so I don't know why the following happens) \>Wife and kids can't apply for jobs to pay rent. [jews at the welfare center try to press wife into prostitution.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ACORN_2009_undercover_videos_controversy). Wife settles for illegal employment in exchange for rent from a landlord. \>Be the oldest guy in the squad by ten years. \>Communication with squad difficult, because little English, [luckily drill sergeants are now bilingual](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpx3FGPFkZ4). \>Kids can't go to school, didn't get selected to go to migrant charity school. They get involved with a gang to be lookouts and runners to help family get by with some income. The jews denied them food stamps in attempt to get them to denounce Christ, and exploit their suffering. \>Get back from basic training. Apply to military housing for family. Thankfully got accepted. Move family from hell york. \>Kids accepted into school. [Schools feeds them Christian anathema.](https://www.dailysignal.com/2022/09/20/some-us-military-base-schools-indoctrinating-kids-in-critical-race-theory-radical-gender-ideology/) Wife upset. \>Endure 4 years of Army "We all bleed green" PC bullshit. Got the fuck out. PFC pay ain't worth it. \>Back to square fucking 1. Six more years until citizenship. Can't apply to job other than return the to the military. Have no capital to make business. \>Suspect wife has been sleeping around with Jodee. \>Marriage fails apart. Gets divorced. Wife gets benefits and custody. \>I'm noted for being single before the 10 year mark after breaking my Christian marriage. I get deported. \>Returned to Mexico alone. \>Heard children were rejected from every charity school and join other rejects. Become blooded gang members and prostitutes. \>Still have to pay income tax to the IRS, as I am still receiving half of my US military benefits. \>I curse the Great Satan every time I cry myself to sleep. I'm sure they will gladly sign up to vote Republican after all of that. Absolutely Weimar.

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