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[–] 7 pts

I quit going to a doctor years ago. They're nothing but drug dealers paid to push whatever the thing of the day is.

[–] 2 pts

Ditto.

They’re good for injuries and acute conditions, but for chronic conditions, health, and wellness, they are useless.

My great, great aunt and her elderly friends had a term for some doctors: pill pushers. If my great, great aunt were still alive she would call every practising doctor today a pill pusher.

[–] 2 pts

That's all they are, really. I had several pushed at me last visit. Told them no. Your gg-aunt had a perception of clarity a lot of older folks don't have.

[–] 2 pts

You know the reason veterinarians never have any aspirin, right? The Paracetamol.

[–] 3 pts

Not a joke and just so Poal pet owners are aware, Tylenol will kill a dog or cat. Aspirin absolutely must be microdosed or not given at all to cats but I believe dogs can receive aspirin

[–] 1 pt

That joke doesn't really make a whole lot of sense in the USA...we call it acetaminophen.

[–] 2 pts

But I have a global audience. The Limeys, street shitters and emu-battlers are just now getting their laughter under control.