Everything is cheap, but they gouge dipshits like your brother and wife.
Cook, will get all groceries. All inclusive but go out to eat, they would like cucks, we want to be lazy but also feel like we are cool and go to local places. They will make horrid choices and pick chilis.
Good luck. Also if you like fishing do a half day fishing trip.
What's funny you say that because when I went to Iceland a while ago I completely fell apart and didn't know what to do food wise so I ended up going to a Subway. Then I smacked the crap out of myself for saying I'm in a foreign country why am I eating American food. I ended up finding some noodles place that of course was run by an Asian girl so that was kind of a fail too but that was really the only day which was my first day that I completely failed on food and the rest of the time I was eating horse meat and whale at restaurants and drinking beer at bars so I definitely figured out my shit.
But yeah you're right my brother is going to get us gringoed and I'm going to get outvoted because the trip's really about his daughter not throwing a temper tantrum and my father doting over her. I just get to go for free and be there for the family pictures, LOL. I do like the cook idea that would be kind of cool to have someone who actually knows how to cook that's not going to make a crappy meal of tacos but something hearty and delicious. It's like when you go to Mexico and get Tex-Mex. It's like that's not real Mexican food.
My nephew loves to fish so that's a good idea. Get him on a boat for a half a day or something or however they run where he can go fishing.
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