Yeah my plan is to not go down there and have sex with a whore. My plan is to drink a beer on my chaise lounge and look at the ocean. Maybe try to flirt with a couple of swedish or Norwegian ladies. Go for a swim in the ocean once or twice, go look at a volcano (just the base I really can't hike far anymore).
My brother wants to take his family on all these wild daily trips. So they'll probably run off the whole time and only come back at night. So I'll be stuck with my father at the resort. But I do agree with you about getting the house. I think they want an all-inclusive resort though but I'm not sure because there's also talk about going out to eat. I'm kind of doing my own research separately seeing my brother brought it up but he's useless as tits on a man when it comes to any type of organizing anything. His wife puts everything together but I honestly don't really like her so I wouldn't be working with her to do this.
What I'd really like to do and I've been looking around for is a villa on an all-inclusive resort. All I've been able to find though though are suites and that's only three bedrooms. And so that leaves me sleeping on the couch for a week. Which while I'm not totally against I'm also at the mercy of everybody 's schedule. I found a company that manages a bunch of villas but you're on your own for planning excursions and I just know how that will end up. I think they're looking for going to the concierge and then booking a white water raft tour for the next day and getting on a bus and having the bus take you there with the other tourists from the hotel.
Everything is cheap, but they gouge dipshits like your brother and wife.
Cook, will get all groceries. All inclusive but go out to eat, they would like cucks, we want to be lazy but also feel like we are cool and go to local places. They will make horrid choices and pick chilis.
Good luck. Also if you like fishing do a half day fishing trip.
What's funny you say that because when I went to Iceland a while ago I completely fell apart and didn't know what to do food wise so I ended up going to a Subway. Then I smacked the crap out of myself for saying I'm in a foreign country why am I eating American food. I ended up finding some noodles place that of course was run by an Asian girl so that was kind of a fail too but that was really the only day which was my first day that I completely failed on food and the rest of the time I was eating horse meat and whale at restaurants and drinking beer at bars so I definitely figured out my shit.
But yeah you're right my brother is going to get us gringoed and I'm going to get outvoted because the trip's really about his daughter not throwing a temper tantrum and my father doting over her. I just get to go for free and be there for the family pictures, LOL. I do like the cook idea that would be kind of cool to have someone who actually knows how to cook that's not going to make a crappy meal of tacos but something hearty and delicious. It's like when you go to Mexico and get Tex-Mex. It's like that's not real Mexican food.
My nephew loves to fish so that's a good idea. Get him on a boat for a half a day or something or however they run where he can go fishing.
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