He saw a deal on the internet for a trip cruising on a boat in Europe around one of the northern coasts of Italy. He's all excited he's like "do you want to go?" I'm like "sure". I said, "don't forget though it is winter in Europe and it will be cold." "It won't be too bad." He calls me back about 20 minutes later and told me it was all booked. And then he decided to do due diligence. "Fuck, the average temperature of where we're going to be is 34°." "Yup".... I don't care one way or the other. I got a free meal for 16 days. Granted I got to share a cabin with my geriatric farting and belching father and the average age is going to be about 75 but I get to go somewhere I've never been before. Regardless of the weather I don't think it'll be that bad. I just don't remember if it's posh to use an umbrella in europe or not. And not for nothing if it's downpouring I'll just sit in a cafe and drink tea all day while in port.