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I’m a decent out of shape athlete. I can probably kick your ass and play basketball better than 83% of the population. I’m afraid of falling on ice. I look mediocre in spandex. I can shoot but can’t really ski. Sledding is fine but I get scared and bail if I’m going faster that 25mph. I could probably pull 600 lbs in about a year if my knees held. 50/50 they do. What olympic sports should I crush? I wanna do 3.

I’m a decent out of shape athlete. I can probably kick your ass and play basketball better than 83% of the population. I’m afraid of falling on ice. I look mediocre in spandex. I can shoot but can’t really ski. Sledding is fine but I get scared and bail if I’m going faster that 25mph. I could probably pull 600 lbs in about a year if my knees held. 50/50 they do. What olympic sports should I crush? I wanna do 3.

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Female shotput, discus, or javelin. You could practice that in your back yard.

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I’m really curious to know how I rate in the shotput.

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Let me just pop out into my backyard that surly has 100 yards of clearance to do that. OH WAIT, my backyard is measured in the 10s of ft, not 100s; Guess I'm fucked.

Your semi serious reply to this tongue and cheek post sucks.

I love you anyway, as Jesus would, even if you are retarded.

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You only have tens of feet in your backyard? Do better.

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74 feet is both impressive and doable. Getting to work. Btw, I am built just like a female shotputter, oddly enough. It’s kinda hilarious. I need to get in fucking real shape.