My Cat is a Transsexual. He's a Nice Siamese. Smart. But I'm Pretty Sure He Wants to be a Female Cat. Should I Cut His Penis and Testicles Off?

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Every time I see him he's meowing like a female cat. I think he wants to be a girl.

I can't afford the surgery so I'm going to buy a bottle of rubbing alcohol and a box cutter from Home Depot.

Do any of you have any advice on how to proceed? And any advice on post-op surgery, you know, dilation and all that, would be appreciated.

Every time I see him he's meowing like a female cat. I think he wants to be a girl. I can't afford the surgery so I'm going to buy a bottle of rubbing alcohol and a box cutter from Home Depot. Do any of you have any advice on how to proceed? And any advice on post-op surgery, you know, dilation and all that, would be appreciated.

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There was a troll subreddit created with this premise. It was glorious. Only lasted about a week but it was funny shit. A lot of people took it seriously and were outraged.

Might be some archives of it around.

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snik...snik...snik (sharpening my surgical tools)

What do you mean by "trolling with this premise"? snik...snik..snik...

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They advise you to spay/neuter your cat because they are concerned about overpopulation.

They now advise the same the same thing for your teenage children.

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There is an old jew man in a dress in charge of the Department of Mental Health. In an Admiral's dress. There is an insane man in charge of the United States nuclear waste disposal as we speak. Are you surprised that there is drag queen story hour in our public libraries?