O look she's dressed | Poal: Say what you want.

667

• (+3/-0)

So she argued, of course, and pretended to not understand and i huffed away disinterested in explaining much further.

So it's Friday night now. Relaxing day around the house and we're unwinding on the couch after building the garden and decorating. She finally got that bath early today but i had to lift and do some errands so i figured ok tonight. 8 o'clock and she's still frumpy from gardening, smeared with dirt still.

I remind her that her friends are coming over tonight to have some drinks and see the place.

Off she ran. 15 minutes later she's looking good, nice makeup, cute outfit. She said as she scurried off "i cant look like a slob if they're coming over!"

No problem looking like that all day for this asshole though. Built a wall for the garden, set up the computer and tv after it defied her and her friends efforts the night before. It was chest day so i had a sweet pump. I was working w power tools and shit, i don't understand why i am failing.

Been on vacation a week, staying in to unpack and set up the new place. We have a sweet old tyme clawfoot tub. I told the wife Tuesday, having burned already 4 days of my vacation, that before i go back to work she will desire me and take correct steps to present herself appropriately so as to engender my interest. So she argued, of course, and pretended to not understand and i huffed away disinterested in explaining much further. So it's Friday night now. Relaxing day around the house and we're unwinding on the couch after building the garden and decorating. She finally got that bath early today but i had to lift and do some errands so i figured ok tonight. 8 o'clock and she's still frumpy from gardening, smeared with dirt still. I remind her that her friends are coming over tonight to have some drinks and see the place. Off she ran. 15 minutes later she's looking good, nice makeup, cute outfit. She said as she scurried off "i cant look like a slob if they're coming over!" No problem looking like that all day for this asshole though. Built a wall for the garden, set up the computer and tv after it defied her and her friends efforts the night before. It was chest day so i had a sweet pump. I was working w power tools and shit, i don't understand why i am failing.

[–] • 4 pts

Have you tried talking to her boyfriend? Maybe he can do something

link

[–] • 1 pt

Ftr nothing would please me more so i could ghost with no issues of like, abandoning my sacrament or something.

parent
link

[–] • 1 pt

Obviously i consider that but she's not really the type, is generally unlikable and impossible, and the logistics are not possible.

parent
link

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Sounds like you settled with a dumb cunt. Might explain the failure.

link

[–] • 0 pt

Haha your stoicism sucks man btw that's very vitriolic and bitter.

parent
link

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

A stoic can't suffer dumb cunts. Sorry your wife is more interested in looking pretty for her friends than her husband.

parent
link

[–] • 1 pt

Keep aspiring kid lol

parent
link

Load more (1 reply)

[–] • 0 pt

Well i won't disagree now but like all of this is new behavior.

parent
link

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Might want to check her calls if this behavior is recent. Her real man may have the answers you need.

parent
link

[–] • 0 pt

Women all have ADHD.

You can go about it two way, subliminal thought injection and just straight up making a power move.

Best is a combo.

Step 1. Early in the morning strike up a conversation, get her to imagine the act. You can tell a joke, tell a story, jokes are usually the best. Anyways, whatever you do, get her to imagine doing it.

Repeat a few throughout the day. Lay on the peer pressure. (Wow I just read this article that most married women do it 3x per week!)

Then after laying the groundwork you declare what will happen. (Woman, you will go shower now and wear this skimpy negligee). Lingerie ALWAYS works. Or a new toy to try. Pretty much anything to get her thinking of doing it.

That should do it.

Then read up on NLP.

link

[–] • 1 pt

Read up on haha i wrote that shit in like 1999

parent
link

[–] • 0 pt

All of that is too much effort. We went out last night and twice girls came over to tell me they just turned 21 and lingered to flirt. She leaves me alone for a minute and im chatting up 3 smooth young things that are touching on me, i got a kiss and shit.

If i wanted to do the effort thing I'd just have sex w her. It's not like i dont/haven't all week, it's that i hafta approach her about it, i hafta say like go put on something ladylike. She's like closer to 40 than 30, she should be trying harder.