Holy fuck... There's actually a company out there named "Soylent"? Like in - Soylent Green?
theres a company that makes fake meat products called Morningstar Farms.
i can at least appreciate their cheekiness.
Why post that for all to see how much of a pussy you are??
Because shame doesnt exist anymore... And thats the problem
I'm obviously out of touch with their reality. Aaaannnd that's perfectly fine with me.
Grip strength has been declining in men (and women) for a while now. Think of how infrequently you get good strong handshakes anymore?
I read somewhere that the grip strength of the average millennial male is getting pretty close to what it was for women in prior generations.
Growing up, your ability to open a well-sealed jar of pickles was a measure of your manliness.
In my household, you were relentlessly taunted as a "pickle-boy" if you were male and could not open a pickle jar unassisted by age 8. By age 10, we all had hair on our chests.
The males in my family have forearms like redwood trunks.
Interesting that you look at each others chests and forearms so much
"Taking an active interest in making sure the young males in your family develop healthily is gay, goyim- I mean, fellow White poal user."
Interesting that you immediately associate strong male arms and hairy chests with sexuality. That's where your mind went, you kike faggots love to project your weird fetishes.
Just make sure to envy my Popeye-the-Sailor-Man forearms and bear-like chest from a distance, or I'll fucking send you to the moon. Hell, maybe I'd even let CometJunior do it. My son is a killer- pickle jars open themselves when they see him, for fear of being crushed to glass dust in his iron Aryan grip.
Tremble in fear, kike.
The males in my family have forearms like redwood trunks. - from vigorous lumberjacking.
Lol at the guy who discovered channel locks
Should have gone for vise grips. If it doesn't open, apply more torque until either it opens or you pull the bottle in half.
Soylent green is people.
These people are lower than parasites. Their weakness is beyond disgusting.
Muh soy!
Must eat meat for energy to open soy product.
Can't say ive ever not been able to open a bottle
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