Back in college, I befriended a woman that I shared a bunch of classes with. One semester, on the first day, the teacher decided to have everyone introduce and tell the class something about themselves. She decided to inform the class that she and her husband were trying. I told her that was gross, just up and telling the entire class that her husband was regularly blasting loads into her like that. Suddenly, everyone realized just how gross it was that she announced it. She thought it was hilarious, though.

Later that term, she decided her husband was taking too long, and asked me to help out. I declined.

I hadn't considered this but its a rather entertaining thought.