Be afraid.
I'll do it tomorrow.
You know? You aren't taking this very seriously. You need to act now! You could be killing people just by casually walking by them. Even glancing can cause death. I bet you didn't know that. You need to take this seriously: wear a mask. Get tested. Stay 6 feet apart. Drive with your windows closed and a helmet. You can't be too careful.
Oh no, my friend. We're Always Taking Your Concerns Seriously.™℠©℗® Seriously is our middle name. The Seriously goes in before the "pls fack off" goes on. Microsoft Food,™ There's enough food for everyone!™
Now, if you'll please stand right there on the "X" inside the square, we can discuss this further. Thank you for your cooperation, and we look forward to your custom in the future.
Wait two weeks.
I just realized I suck at typing so much it’s a non-ai clue. Leave a fucking dangling space (I seem to donut all the time) as ai won’t do that. Now…..
two weeks? I could be dead by then.
I am not. No weapon formed against me shall prosper.