Everyone thinks Theo is gay at the end of the night, but when the day breaks, you realize there is nothing straighter than watching the sun break over the tip of Theo's glistening penis.
I think he's pretty.
Don't burn the coal.
Is that meant to be general advice or specific to calling you pretty?
Take it how you want.
What happened to thought?
What really happened to thought?
Thought met the internet, and died a violent death.
Give up now.
Laugh. Cackle.
It only gets worse. Forever.
Wait one second.
Hol up.
Stop talking so fast.
You saying what I think you're saying?
hits crack pipe
You tellin' me
smoke marijuana bowl
that people on the internet
injects heroin
don't be thinking?
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