They say my soup is thin Oh where do I begin? Taunting and maiming Mocking and shaming This special broth Which I think's amazing! So go ahead, dis my clams This clever egg's not in a jam Cause I've got cream and spices Veggies so tasty Plus brains and ambition Canned soup is just lazy! Enjoy this meal, I'm sure you'll love it Your palette so superb The rest of you can shove it! Mark my worb! -Me