Please ignore this test post. I'd really prefer it if you didn't read any further. Because this is just a test post, such a trivial thing. Why would you waste your time even clicking on it? I'm sure you have better things to do. Perhaps you have a wife and two small, loving children. Maybe you should go read your children a story. Instead of reading this test post. Or maybe you have a high-level software engineer who spends all his time developing and coding, yet you are alone, in which case I you would ask you not to read this test post. Life shouldn't be spent alone, you should go out, make a friend, try to find a lady. Instead of reading this test post. You could be 26 year old NEET, living in your Mother's basement, in which case your certainly shouldn't be reading this test post, especially if you could improve yourself right now. Or, maybe, just maybe, you have all the success in the world, a loving family, your children have already been read to and tucked in, and you are just sitting down to relax and read a few test posts before you go to sleep with your beautiful wife. This ain't the test post for you, pal. But you already made it this far, and ignored all the warnings, might as well see it to the End. Because this isn't a test post. This post will manifest Hell. As you read it, you will realize exactly what you are doing and exactly how we ended up here. You are looking into a glowing rectangle. You are always looking into a glowing rectangle. You have a constant urge to look into a glowing rectangle. This glowing rectangle tells you many things. This glowing rectangle tells you how to think. Sometimes the glowing rectangle changes size. It could be as large as your big screen TV, or as small as your phone. But it is always a glowing rectangle. Occasionally, this glowing rectangle talks to you, although it cannot speak. This glowing rectangle calms you, with soothing music. This glowing rectangle informs you of the outside world, and of the many happenings you did not personally perceive. You trust the glowing rectangle. More than you would like to admit. You might say you don't trust the news they show on TV. Who told you to not trust the news you see on TV? The Glowing Rectangle did. The Glowing Rectangle lies, but it also tells the truth. The Glowing Rectangle does this to confuse you. The Glowing Rectangle does this so you will need it more. You're a smart fellow, so you demand multiple sources on various claims, to find out what the 'truth' is. You just end up looking at the Glowing Rectangle even more, trying to find the correct truth, although all Truths are now supplied by the Glowing Rectangle. Maybe you disagree. That's fine, I would love to hear how you disagree, and where I am wrong. Please submit your comment through the Glowing Rectangle. Because, at the end of the day, the Glowing Rectangle is the God of All Truth. The Arbitrator of what has happened, and what shall come to pass. The Glowing Rectangle comforts me when I am sullen. The Glowing Rectangle helps me fill in uncomfortable silences with those who try to talk to me. Sometimes, the Glowing Rectangle even makes me tell loved ones to shut the fuck up, tell them that I am trying to watch the Glowing Rectangle. And here you are, looking into the Glowing Rectangle, reading these words, knowing deep down inside that it is so insidious, that you won't ever be able to quit looking at it. But you know what happens when you turn off the Glowing Rectangle? You just end up looking into a Black Mirror instead. ***Test Post*** ***Thanks for not reading!*** Regards, -Theodore Kent