Goes well with fork out in the road.
Your tale reminded me of a childhood grill incident circa 1968 or 9. We had a beagle that was a real chow hound - would eat any and everything in any quantity. You could give her a huge helping of chow, and a minute after finishing it she'd be begging for more. So one evening, dad had a bunch of burgers and hotdogs on the grill - one of those shallow circular jobbies you could attach a hood and rotisserie to. Dad sends me up to the kitchen to get a platter, and follows me to get something else.
We then exit the kitchen and walk out onto the deck, glance down the steps to the patio and grill - only to see the dog standing on her hind legs, head leaning hard to one side. Her long, slobbery tongue was darting out, flopping onto the grill and onto the nearest hotdog in an attempt to roll it of the grill. She was pirouetting delicately trying to maintain her balance while attempting to thieve more chow - which was humorous enough, but each time she flicked her tongue out you could hear it sizzle on the hot grill grate!
I was going to shoo her away, but Dad figured if she'd endured that much pain and suffering she deserved the treat. A couple more attempts and she dragged one off the grill and promptly guzzled it down. I didn't look to confirm, but she had to have gotten grill marks on her tongue!
Dog was an eating machine.
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She was pirouetting delicately trying to maintain her balance while attempting to thieve more chow
God damn, that does evoke the image of a beagle.
My old roommates had one, her name was Molly, and she was one of the sweetest dogs ever.
Horrible to take for walks in the city tho, she had to fucking stop and smell everything interesting, and there are a lot of interesting smells on the Philly streets, believe it or not.