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Yes, I am a doctor, I'm a Psychiatrist.

Lol, no, I didn't perform a single diagnostic test other than talking to you.

Kinda freestyling with your brain chemistry. That's when I do my best work.

Yes, I am a doctor, I'm a Psychiatrist. Lol, no, I didn't perform a single diagnostic test other than talking to you. Kinda freestyling with your brain chemistry. That's when I do my best work.

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[–] • 4 pts

The Scientologists say sad people are covered in thetans, and that is what makes them anxious. You need a thetan-swatter. I hear you can get them at the Dollar Store. Thetans are invisible, but if you swat and whack your entire body hard enough, you will probably be able to get rid of them. You need to do it hard, though, because thetans are tough little buggers.

[–] • 1 pt

You actually believe that?

[–] • 1 pt

Oh you don't have a thetan-swatter?

Everybody has one here

[–] • 1 pt

I use wet-whipes

[–] • 4 pts

Some twenty years ago I got bummed out. One evening I was watching the miserable news, and a commercial came on and offered me a pill for depression. I asked my doctor if it was right for me and he said, "Yes!"

Three weeks later, I found myself staring into the bathroom mirror with a big goofy grin on my face. I was holding my hand in the shape of a gun, with my index finger extended as the barrel. I was trying to figure out the best angle to use in order to blow my soul out of my skull.

I quit that day, cold turkey. After a couple of days I had to deal with what I call "the electric brain worm", where it felt like a worm was cork-screwing in my brain every 15 minutes or so. Those tapered off after about three months.

I wasn't "depressed". I was bummed out. We're supposed to work that shit out, not take a God-damned pill.

[–] • 1 pt

You're mind was thinking all faggy and shit.

They sold you drugs.

If they worked, Awesome. If the didn't work, Awesome.

They were sold, regardless.

I think most of it is realizing that reality isn't actually fair, and the world isn't perfect, and that in the end, you will die in pain and suffering and quite probably alone.

But let's go help someone today.

[–] • 3 pts

Tom Cruise was onto something.

[–] • 3 pts

The people on this cocktail are so fucked when the grid finally collapses.

Can you imagine going through the end of civilization while at the same time going through withdrawal? The first 30 days post-collapse are absolutely the most important for survival and that's when these retards will be home in agony withdrawing out of their minds.

[–] • 1 pt

The people that eat head pills---like anti-depressant, anti-anxiety, antipsychotic medications---will freak out. Perhaps this is the "zombie apocalypse" for which the military has trained.

https://www.history.com/news/are-you-prepared-for-a-zombie-apocalypse-the-u-s-government-is

[–] • 1 pt

I used the be really against Adderall until I tried it a few years ago. I spent probably 15yrs just being useless and low energy. Didn't have much going for me so I didn't have much motivation for doing anything above the bare minimum. I knew how to fix me diet and health but just didn't care.

A friend recommended it and I did some research to know what I'd be getting into. I took it for three months and in the first month I cleaned up my diet. Got caught up on all my.personal shit. Then I started working out just a little. Then I really cleaned up my diet, fasted the healthy way, dropped 30lbs started dating in a meaningful way, got a sweet apartment, nice car. Coasted on the high for six months. Got a better job all around. Took another three month stint on it. Met my wife...

I tried XR but eventually found the original the best. Took 1/4 of a 20mg 4 times a day starting in the morning so I could sleep by bed time. It was a game changer for me personally.

But it is addictive as fuck. Use with caution.