there once was a whore named jenny.... whose minge brought a pretty penny. like the sight of a ghost. their peckers did roast. burned at the price of 3.50...

there, thats a good start. im here all day.

Hop on mumble if you can. Also... Write a story about how smurfette was really a trap

It's time for your morning walk. After about 1/2 hour of walking you notice that for some reason, all the animals you pass seem to be following you. Stray cats, dogs birds, squirrels etc. Even pets on leashes seem to fight their masters when you pass.

When you get home you don't let the animals in and you go take a nap to see if you can sleep it off. When you wake up there is a tiger staring at you

every time you close your eyes you see the most sinister demonic visions

Fuck bitches get money

You wake up in a strange place. An A.I. system tells you that you're in an underground bunker, but you're not so sure...

She seemed wonderful, but little did I know she had been an alien abductee.