It is just... I took time to write a serious and thoughtful comment, and I know it isn't your job to promote serious discourse, but you know damn well how annoying it is when everything just descends into meaningless jokes. But I know you are capable of adding more to the conversation than just a series of derailing jokes, and sometimes I would like your actual, honest opinion, because I know you have valuable things to add to the conversation. I know you are about to call me gay, and yes, I know that your wife has probably said the exact thing to you many times.