These are not tears, but salt.

So much drama. I hate to burst their ideological bubble, but the world will not end ... the sun will still rise in the East and set in the West ... and tomorrow you'll have some other 'outrage' that will rock you to the core.

Too much faith in the notion that only big, liberal government can protect them from some imaginary abyss.

"I am literally (insert emotional reaction here) right now!"