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[–] • 4 pts

Maybe ask if they want to do that first.

[–] • 5 pts

No, no. It's not about them, you see. It's about you and how their leaving you makes you feel. See? It's completely rational to an ego-centric mind.

[–] • 1 pt

It's the new peak of solipsism.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

Nope. Need to let them stay dead. It's better for everyone.

[–] • 2 pts

part of becoming a man, is accepting the deaths of your parents.
this seems like a think the left will do to never grow up at all.

[–] • 2 pts

Fuck that

I love my parents, especially my grandparents

But when they're gone, they're gone and will only live in my memory and the memories of others as is natural

[–] • 1 pt

Totally not creepy

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Doity boids sittin onna coib choipin an boipin an eatin doity oit woims.

[–] • 1 pt

So when social security calls they will be sure theyre not dead in the freezer and you can live in the basement forever.

[–] • 1 pt

Finally you can make their personality exactly what you want.

[–] • 1 pt

Silicon Zombies.

[–] • 0 pt

Cool. I can start retroactively modifying wills with ease. I'm gonna start with Gates, Bezo, and Fauchi.

[–] • 0 pt

How about no?, I don't need to hear my stepfather beating my mom