whatever it takes to make you and your offspring stupid.

Affirmative Action teacher, no doubt...

I've actually tried to do nothing. I can't quite achieve that skill. So I've redefined what nothing means. For instance, when I'm on Poal and my wife asks what I'm doing, I reply "nothing". When I'm in my lab designing microcontroller circuits and my wife asks what I'm doing, I reply "nothing."

It's simple.