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The Frosties Return!

Please, read the stickied comment.

Poal's awards show, The Frosties, is coming back this year! Here are the categories and some candidates:

Submission of the Year 2021

Best Subverse 2021

Top Comment 2021

Most Valuable Poster 2021

Best Commentor 2021

Biggest Gay 2021

Best in Hospitality 2021

Most Self-Absorbed Physically Attractive 2021

Craziest Boomer 2021

Best Original Poem 2021

Best Original Content 2021 ( A miscellaneous category for OC that doesn't fit other categories. Entrants from other OC categories will automatically be entered into this category.)

Troll/Shill Effort of the Year 2021

Best custom sub CSS 2021

Best Leaf 2021

Best Aussie 2021

Best Euro 2021

Best South African

Most Obvious Redditor 2021

Best markdown 2021

Thinnest Skin/You Hurt Muh Fee Fees 2021

Reddest Neck 2021

Shiniest Tin Foil Hat 2021

Best Bigfootposter 2021

Best Recipes 2021

Meme Lord 2021

Most Paranoid 2021

Most Repulsive Name 2021

What nominations would you like to offer?

PS: The Poalcast is also coming back for Christmas!

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Please, read the stickied comment. Poal's awards show, The Frosties, is coming back this year! Here are the categories and some candidates: **Submission of the Year 2021** - [Rittenhouse Megathread series](https://poal.co/s/Videos/468955) by @Anticlutch - The Peanut Butter Saga Parts [1](https://poal.co/s/Strange/407028) & [2](https://poal.co/s/Strange/406471) - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best Subverse 2021** - /s/SmedleysPorch - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Top Comment 2021** - [An explanation of magic](https://poal.co/s/TheWhitePill/307496/3b374033-27f1-4edf-a1b2-389397d978ed#cmnts) by @webofslime - [Average age of peak physical attraction for men and women](https://poal.co/s/LGBT/445616/b6fe8725-8d80-4004-80a5-0d031907908a#cmnts) - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Most Valuable Poster 2021** - @webofslime - @GetCynical - @LibertyIsTheLaw - @Morbo - @ardvarcus - @XoloTaco - @IAmTheOptimizer - @Caltrop - @Skyking - @Ho-Lee-Fuk - @AOU - @Intrinsic - @Smedleys_Butler-1 - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best Commentor 2021** - @Tealc - @Energy-in-Motion - @BloodyComet - @ClubberLang - @Chimpfighter - @con77 - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Biggest Gay 2021** - @picman - @Maroonsaint - @Anus_Expander - @Anticlutch - @engrish_is_hard - @QueensNYGuy - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best in Hospitality 2021** - @RobertELeeStatue - @stupidbird - @PositivePath0525 - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Most ~~Self-Absorbed~~ Physically Attractive 2021** - @starjello - @RandyBoBandy - @ScreaminMime - @EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Craziest Boomer 2021** - @bamex - @con77 - @Joker_68 - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best Original Poem 2021** - [Purpose](https://poal.co/s/Poetry/466813) by @GetCynical - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best Original Content 2021** ( A miscellaneous category for OC that doesn't fit other categories. Entrants from other OC categories will automatically be entered into this category.) - /s/QQstorm - /s/AdminElection2021 - [NEW OKCUPID AD CAMPAIGN: I WAS INFURIATED. NORMIES SEE NOTHING WRONG. THEIR ONLY CONCERN IS MASKS](https://www.bitchute.com/video/4v8iOBMGYVKF/) by @QueensNYGuy - QueensNYGuy's/ TheBigGuyFromQueens's [BitChute channel](https://www.bitchute.com/channel/vYwZZNfDfCI1/) - Posts by @ruck_feddit in his sub /s/Quail - [The Five Levels of Retardation](https://vid8.poal.co/user/BlackCrimesMatter/3eBjnzt) - [Vax the Blax](https://vid8.poal.co/user/BlackCrimesMatter/2Rhbhgs) - [A Little Help From My Friends](https://vid8.poal.co/user/BlackCrimesMatter/iA2ZlSy) - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Troll/Shill Effort of the Year 2021** - @Conspirologist - @autogenous - @Durial321 - @EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best custom sub CSS 2021** - /s/PaddysPub - /s/runechat - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best Leaf 2021** - @BillCarson - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best Aussie 2021** - @NMBRFG - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best Euro 2021** - @Handroid7 - @Roskomasdouf - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best South African** - @8_billion_eaters - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Most Obvious Redditor 2021** - @rspix000 - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best markdown 2021** - [Fed Alert] (#glowbohomo) - [Reeeee] (#triggered) - [Jew/Muslim Repellent](#bacon) - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Thinnest Skin/You Hurt Muh Fee Fees 2021** - @Anticlutch - @0k - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Reddest Neck 2021** - @con77 - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Shiniest Tin Foil Hat 2021** - @WaWhite13 - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best Bigfootposter 2021** - @Cattarhero - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Best Recipes 2021** - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Meme Lord 2021** - @engrish_is_hard - @QueensNYGuy - @Milky_Meat_OyVey - @citazenx - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Most Paranoid 2021** - @Anticlutch - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson **Most Repulsive Name 2021** - @Assburp - @Anus_Expander - @EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE - @Thrusted_Fister - @Theodore_Kent - @BlowjaySimpson What nominations would you like to offer? # [PS: The Poalcast is also coming back for Christmas!](#spoiler)

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[–] [Sticky] • 6 pts 3y (edited 3y)

These are nominees not winners. Please, make suggestions for candidates and categories . New categories won't be accepted without having reasons supporting why the category differs from existing ones and at least 3 candidate nominations.

Note: Best in Hospitality, Best Subverse, Best Recipes, Submission of the Year, Most Self-Absorbed Physically Attractive, Best Original Poem, Best custom sub CSS, Most Obvious Redditor, Reddest Neck, Shiniest Tin Foil Hat, and Best Bigfootposter need some nominees (though the last may be folded into the penultimate).

Best Leaf, Best Aussie, Best Euro, and Best South African also need candidates, but I'm not sure we even have many.

[–] • 5 pts 3y

I would like to withdraw my nomination from all categories.

[–] • 4 pts 3y

Even Hospitality?

[–] • 4 pts 3y

Yep. All of them. I'd also like to not be nominated for anything else, especially by insane users with an obsession.

[–] • 3 pts 3y

Congrats on withdrawing your cock from the circle jerk.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts 3y

You still win the "Best in Hospitality" award, in my book.

[–] • 1 pt 3y

You still win the "Best in Hospitality" award, in my book.

That is very kind, but I'd rather not be involved in this thread.

[–] • 2 pts 3y

AOU for thinnest skin kek.

Inb4 algo'd

[–] • 0 pt 3y

I got a few to nominate for a glownigger award if you want to start a new catagory.

[–] • 1 pt 3y

I see suspected feds as belonging to Shill Effort of the Year, but I might breakout Troll and Shill Efforts. I wouldn't mind nominations either way.

[–] • 0 pt 3y

I'll dig through my comments for you if I don't make it onto any of your lists, I'm fairly certain I have encountered at least two here.

If they aren't glownigger fed pieces of shit they're probably Redditors.

We also need a sticky thread on covidiot businesses to boycott.

[–] • 0 pt 3y

I nominate u/BlowjaySimpson for all categories.

Seconded

I promise to run a tight ship once elected.

[–] • 0 pt 3y

All categories available or the ones I've mentioned that need candidates?

[–] • 0 pt 3y

Did I stutter?

[–] [deleted] • 10 pts 3y

@Anticlutchwins grand prize for Rittenhouse thread.

[–] • 3 pts 3y

Thanks. Despite myself interjecting a lot of unexemplary comments within the thread it was actually tedious taking off such long parts of my day to follow it so closely. Glad people appreciate it. I want to do it for the tranny who raped his mother... Chrischan IIRC - and any more important cases in the future but who knows if trials will be aired live.

[–] • 0 pt 3y

Yeah. Anyone else who even submits another nominee is retarded

[–] [deleted] • 8 pts 3y

Biggest Gay 2021

Undefeated

[–] • 2 pts 3y

I'm sure you'll get fine competitors in due time.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts 3y

None can stomach the picman.

The picman can stomach all.

[–] • 8 pts 3y

Nice already 80% of the thread is @anticlutchbitching about not getting all the awards.

[–] • 6 pts 3y

>I nominate Maroonsaint for the best dick pic requester of 2021. He deserves it.

[–] • 6 pts 3y

Sounds like a leading contender for Biggest Gay.

[–] • 3 pts 3y

>I have to agree starjello but it could be another award if AnusExpander beats him.

[–] • 1 pt 3y

I'll take that as a second nomination!

[–] • 0 pt 3y

I will beat him

with my King-sized anus plug

[–] • 0 pt 3y

I'd call that the "Most Persistent" award, to be honest.

[–] • 1 pt 3y (edited 3y)

Oh geez that is very true! I second the category: "Most Persistent" Award and your nomination then too.

[–] • 6 pts 3y

Biggest Patriot 2021

@LakotaPride

[–] • 0 pt 3y

"Patriot, [insert nonsense that had almost nothing to do with my comment.]"

[–] • 5 pts 3y

I nominate @Morbofor most likely to sparta kick communists from helicopters

@ardvarcusfor least likely to be distracted by globalist shiny-object narratives

@XoloTacoI nominate for most likely to ask dangerous questions.

I nominate @[deleted] for biggest homo.

@RandyBoBandyfor most likely to wear khakis and polo shirts

@Hoppes9for second best doomporn writer.

@8_billion_eatersfor the most steely eyed south african.

@Gumbatronfor climate scientist of the year

@IAmTheOptimizerfor longest narrative memory on poal

@Caltropfor strongest pimp hand.

@Skykingfor most skilled and daring pilot

@PositivePath0525for most helpful and well-sourced

@Ho-Lee-Fukfor most likely to become Lord Humongous when the west goes mad max

@Joker_68for being the craziest vietnam vet on poal.

@J6for prisoners most badly in need of liberating

@AOUfor best asian on poal.

@RobertELeeStatuefor best neighbor I've ever had

@stupidbirdfor best bird

@professor_de_la_pazfor best wheelchair

@slowcrash101for tiniest hat

@megaman2for asking the most unasked yet obvious questions "HOW DOES CDC ALREADY KNOW KIDS ARE GOING TO BE PARALYZED IN NEXT 4 MONTHS?"

@RCCollierfor being one of the few brave or glowy enough to follow through on a phone call.

@7e62ce85for most likely user to be Mel Gibson's alt.

And this really has nothing to do with any of this thread, but about 3 months ago @angrygrampa's wife was supposedly murdered by the hospital https://poal.co/s/CoronaVirus/433472

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[–] • 2 pts 3y

for longest narrative memory on poal

Thx bby

[–] • 2 pts 3y

Morbo is pleased. I will summon a mighty fleet of helicopters to give free one-way rides to communists.

[–] • 3 pts 3y

give free one-way rides to communists.

free one way rides

Free one way

Free

Free(pic8.co)

[–] • 1 pt 3y

I'm going to try and place most of those into existing categories. Some of those categories are too narrow to attract any more nominations.

[–] • 4 pts 3y

I nominate @engrish_is_hardfor biggest GAY

[–] • 2 pts 3y

Yah mane and i nominate dat person he says cuz i kant REED

[–] • 1 pt 3y (edited 3y)

Who wins the 2021 Eternal Fagboy Award?

[–] • 4 pts 3y

Best Original Content has GOT to have @BlackCrimesMatteras a nominee. His videos are legendary.

Maybe consider @engrish_is_hardfor Best Shitposter

I’d also like to nominate myself for Xi Jinping’s favorite propagandist.

[–] • 3 pts 3y

Best Original Content has GOT to have BlackCrimesMatter as a nominee. His videos are legendary.

Any specific video in mind or the whole Vid8 channel?

[–] • 5 pts 3y

Here are three of my best from this year:

The Five Levels of Retardation https://vid8.poal.co/user/BlackCrimesMatter/3eBjnzt

Vax the Blax https://vid8.poal.co/user/BlackCrimesMatter/2Rhbhgs

A Little Help From My Friends https://vid8.poal.co/user/BlackCrimesMatter/iA2ZlSy

[–] • 2 pts 3y

Very nice!

[–] • 1 pt 3y

I was thinking the whole channel. It’s hard to pick a single video out of the entire collection since they’re all awesome.

He’s got a great mixture of humor and serious content.

[–] • 2 pts 3y

Thanks for the mention, I appreciate it.

[–] • 1 pt 3y

Awe thanks mane. U ight u ight

I'm ma send u a box a free human meat dats labels as pork.

[–] • 4 pts 3y

Nominating theodore kent for every category again this year

[–] • 2 pts 3y

I'm sure he'll be pleased!

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