Government will make us safe.
We just need more laws.
Which is why I propose the radical course of action of outlawing everything. Imagine a world in which everything is illegal - there is no death (because that would be against the law), no poverty (against the law), and no pop-rock superstars (bannnnnnned. by the law.).
It's like a vision of paradise. If paradise was bitchin' awesome and had a kick-ass government that outlawed stuff all the time!
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