Government will make us safe.

We just need more laws.

Which is why I propose the radical course of action of outlawing everything. Imagine a world in which everything is illegal - there is no death (because that would be against the law), no poverty (against the law), and no pop-rock superstars (bannnnnnned. by the law.).

It's like a vision of paradise. If paradise was bitchin' awesome and had a kick-ass government that outlawed stuff all the time!

Well maybe if those fuckers would stop walking on the goddamn bike paths, this wouldn't be a goddamn problem, now would it? I'm trying to get my training on, riding my bike, I ain't got time to be swerving around asshats who think the BIKE PATH is for walking.