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I've never met a ferret owner that wasn't a hippy.

the endless cycle of brain damage due to drugs

I've never met a ferret owner that wasn't a hippy. >the endless cycle of brain damage due to drugs

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I actually think a ferret would be a cool pet. Wife hates them though so.

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They like to crawl under covers and bite. Only a matter of time before those bastards get your balls.

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Or worse.

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There are horrors I've not yet conceived apparently. Watch your back... around ferrets...

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They stink to ... from the closest thing you have to a hippy here - LOL

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Did you just admit it long hair?

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Ferrets serve the same purpose as cats, they just smell worse.

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Not entirely. Cats withhold affection which makes feminists lust after them b/c they haven't conquered doors. For them, covers are a trap. For those ferret bastards... it's a path to biting your bits.

Source: Fucked a smelly hippy once.

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I've known non hippies who have had ferrets. I still won't have them tgey stink way too bad. Those and birds are the two pets I put a hard no on.

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Any bird capable of mimicry is just the worst. Parrots make bad people.

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I used to wingshoot with an old Irishman who ferreted as a youth, he was no hippy. Our local equivalent of the 'hippy ferreter' is a friendly barfly with a hand raised Mongoose that nibbles Marlboros.