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I know you think it's cute to say "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" but realize you're implying your physical and emotional dependence on caffine to function.

You say it playfully, but you and I both know how true the statement is.

I know you think it's cute to say "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" but realize you're implying your physical and emotional dependence on caffine to function. You say it playfully, but you and I both know how true the statement is.

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[–] • 8 pts

Coffee is just a socially accepted drug.

[–] • 2 pts

Do you approve of it or disapprove of it?

[–] • 6 pts

If you "need" something you are addicted.

Like when someone tells me that they "need" water to live, I feel bad for them. Hopeless addicts...

[–] • 2 pts

I'm telling you, get rid of food. People who can't are just weak.

[–] • 6 pts

And the same people give me grief when I have a beer at 10 am. Wtf people!

[–] • 7 pts

I smoke crack before the sun rises. Helps wake me up for a long day of sucking dick for more crack money.

[–] • 4 pts

Your dedication to your profession is admirable.

[–] • 5 pts

It doesn't matter what you do, just dedicate yourself to being the best at it.

[–] • 2 pts

What if I just really really prefer it?

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Yea, it's a good way to wake up and get motivated

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

I acknowledge this by just taking caffeine tablets. Less time, money, and carbs than coffee.

[–] • 0 pt

Coffee does not have any carbohydrates.

[–] • 1 pt

The fuck did you just say about coffee?

edit - I'll fucking kill you.

[–] • 0 pt

Mind your own fucking business. If I want to drink coffee and be addicted to caffiene why would you,a total stranger, give a rat’s ass? Refer to first sentence.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

bro needs to chill

did I say you couldn't be addicted to coffee? was I conemning those who are? i drink a fuck load of coffee myself.