A sudden moment of clarity when you've been in a vegetative state for so long is a sign of imminent death.
It's known as "terminal lucidity" or “the surge”, or a "rally".
Well I talked to him and he said ggggggggggg because he had bibi's dick in his mouth.
Surprised he had a meeting with you while sucking off someone else. I guess you have to really learn to multitask.
Congresscritters are good at sucking dick and making promises.
Did he say anything about ducks?
He said “a duck for a buck, a buck for a duck, and two bucks for a fucked up duck”
Forgot how the joke goes
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Got any bread?
The the bartender says, “No.”
The duck says again, “Got any bread?”
The bartender says, “No.”
Again, the duck asks, “Got any bread?”
The bartender says, “No, we have no bread.”
The duck repeats, “Got any bread?”
The bartender angrily says, “No, we haven’t got any bread.”
The duck says, “Got any bread?”
The bartender says, “No, are you deaf? We haven’t got any bread, ask me again and I’ll nail your beak to the bar, you irritating little bird!”
The duck say, “Got any nails?”
The bartender says, “No.”
The duck says, “Got any bread?”
I had to search for it:
Young man and duck
For a boy's 15th birthday, his father gave him a duck, and said, "Go into town and see what you can get with this." The boy then went in search of the best deal he could find. He first ran into a hooker who offered, "I'll have sex with you if you give me the duck." He agreed. Afterwards, she was so impressed she said, "If you do it again, I'll give you the duck back."
He thought that this was an excellent deal, and agreed.
Since he had his duck back, he continued to walk through town to try to find something else. Suddenly, the duck flew out of his arms and into an oncoming truck.
The driver of the truck was so sorry about killing the duck, he gave the boy 2 dollars.
When the boy arrived home, his father asked what he received for the duck.
His reply: "Well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and two bucks for a fucked up duck!"
