Goycery store
Do you plan to buy eggs, goy?
Nope. I got a friend with chickens.
Oy Vey, that's dangerous! Think about salmonella, goy!
I'm always thinking about salmonella, e coli, and listeria, and global warming, and antisemitism, and the important things celebrities have to say and all the things that ought to preoccupy the mind of a simple goy!
Got you mushy wash off that protective, oye, I mean bad fungus layer.