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No bitch, they have nukes.

No bitch, they have nukes.
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I was forced by my handlers to accept @Morbo as my running mate.

[–] 3 pts

I was forced by my handlers to accept @Morbo as my running mate.

And upon the untimely but totally natural and not suspicious at all death of President AC, Morbo shall assume the office of the Presidency and my species' plans will come to fruition. Morbo will be a harsh yet fair emperor, puny Earthlings.