Mustache is underrated because of beards, but mustache is easier to keep groomed.
The give away is usually the absence of a mustache or a very short or thin mustache with a beard. That's how the prophet of pieces says they should look.
Speaking of beards, I hate "men" that their entire personality revolves around their beard or their hair. It's such a disgusting femine trait.
Ahh damn. Every November I stop shaving and let everything grow until the new year when I shave it all off and start fresh. So now I’m sitting here with a bunch of mustache and beard. But I’m pretty darned White. Doubt you’d mistake me for a non-human.