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Baby girl, she's 3 now, was helping me in the yard. I turn around, and there she is, pulling on some poison... My heart sank. "Stop, baby girl! That's itchy itchy Ichabod!" Her eyes well up, we run to the shower and I scrub her down for quite some time... Time will tell. I've warned her so many times about it. Infact I pointed out some new poison popping up in the back not more than a half hour prior...

Baby girl, she's 3 now, was helping me in the yard. I turn around, and there she is, pulling on some poison... My heart sank. "Stop, baby girl! That's itchy itchy Ichabod!" Her eyes well up, we run to the shower and I scrub her down for quite some time... Time will tell. I've warned her so many times about it. Infact I pointed out some new poison popping up in the back not more than a half hour prior...

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[–] • 2 pts

Reminds me of the time my oldest brother peed on the electric fence. My next older brother didn't believe him, so he went next. I didn't believe either of them... Good genes.

[–] • 1 pt

Sometimes you just have to experience it for yourself.

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+5xp

Level up!

[–] • 1 pt

+1 to Wisdom, -1 to Stamina in the process.

[–] • 0 pt

I remember Mythbusters tested a similar thing back in the day. They determined that you would need to be "unrealistically close" to the electrified rail (or whatever other source) to receive a shock. I don't know how close would be realistic..

The theory is that the urine stream would break into droplets at some distance.

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I don't remember how far away we were, I think it was just regular "I'm gonna pee on that" distance. A preteen with a full bladder can indeed produce a steady enough steam to receive a brief jolt of "well, that's a bad idea" to the penis. Luckily the stream does break up, it would not be fun to be locked on till the bladder empties.