I'd literally rather eat out of a dumpster.
Also a good skill to have!
Unironically, that skill saved me over this past Winter, and you would be surprised how much fresh free food you can find there.
I rummaged through dumpsters in college a time or two. Good pickings if you know where to look.
Aldi and Trader Joe's are pretty good pickens during the Winter. They throw out a lot of packages products where the expiration dates don't matter as much as you might think.
Having a leg inside a Green Dumpster when a disinterested parking-lot cop rolls and asks you what you are doing, that makes your question the worth-whileness of the Poet lifestyle.
But fuck it.
Better than writing prose, like a normie.
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