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You know what they say, you can wish with one hand and store your thrones in a glass house full of birds with the other.

Something in there about shrubs as well, can't remember where that fits.

[–] 1 pt

This shits pretty hard in my hand

[–] 1 pt

Nah bro, don't shit in your hand. That's nasty.

[–] 1 pt

A bird with hands can beat two bushes which will let him catch more vinegar with flies and honey while the early worm catches the bird with hands.

[–] 1 pt

Sounds good, let's publish that.

[–] 1 pt

Sounds good, let's publish that.

It's better than a one-legged turd trying to bury a rocket surgeon cat on a frozen lake while pissing on a sparkplug.