Instead of killing millions of chickens because of (((bird flu))), why don't they just have them wear masks, stand 6 feet apart and not celebrate Christmas with their families?

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Because it wouldn't send everyone into a panic and make one the cheapest sources of protein costly. Sigh. Such bullshit. I can't believe anyone actually allowed the gov to "test" (PCR) their chickens.

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They saw the meme about chickens eating the bugs so you don't have to. Like China, they decided they had to get rid of the birds.

Eat the bugs goy.

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I don't think they had a choice with the Biden gastapo feds raiding farms.

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You win the internet.

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T-shirtable.

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Wait. Do aliens celebrate Christmas?

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Wait. Do aliens celebrate Christmas?

Yes. Morbo is an alien not a heathen.

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...I have so many questions lol

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...I have so many questions lol

Jesus did not come to America like the mormons believe. Jesus was busy travelling the stars to visit other worlds to fight the space jews that have infested many parts of the universe. He has died so many times for the sins of many alien species so we believe Jesus is the savior of the universe and we celebrate his birth in a primitive hypercube manger on the 25th star rising of the period of Dodecatemporon. We are not heathens. We are Jesus' large headed, green children.