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I'm here to blow all of your minds.

When you are driving along down the highway/road/freeway/choose your term, you have two (or three for you master race manual drivers) pedals to choose from. If you do not need to slow down abruptly use the brake pedal, right? Fuck you. No, wrong fucking answer moron.

Guess what bud, you can use absolutely no input to slow down. I'll repeat myself, if you are trying to maintain pace and finding yourself going faster than you intended, take your fucking feet off of all the pedals and put them on the floor. God isn't friction fucking beautiful?

Pat yourself on the back, you just created one less traffic slow down. Well done you fucking autistic.

Nothing enrages me more than driving along down the fucking road and the fucking brain dead, goyslop eating retard in front of me touches their brakes for no goddamn reason.

You are the problem on the road. You create traffic. You cause the accidents. You do not belong behind the wheel of a 2 ton or heavier fucking vehicle.

End rant.

I'm here to blow all of your minds. When you are driving along down the highway/road/freeway/choose your term, you have two (or three for you master race manual drivers) pedals to choose from. If you do not need to slow down abruptly use the brake pedal, right? Fuck you. No, wrong fucking answer moron. Guess what bud, you can use absolutely no input to slow down. I'll repeat myself, if you are trying to maintain pace and finding yourself going faster than you intended, take your fucking feet off of all the pedals and put them on the floor. God isn't friction fucking beautiful? Pat yourself on the back, you just created one less traffic slow down. Well done you fucking autistic. Nothing enrages me more than driving along down the fucking road and the fucking brain dead, goyslop eating retard in front of me touches their brakes for no goddamn reason. You are the problem on the road. You create traffic. You cause the accidents. You do not belong behind the wheel of a 2 ton or heavier fucking vehicle. End rant.
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Thank God I'm not the only one who feels this way. At worst, I'll let my foot hover over the break pedal, but otherwise I let myself coast along on the freeway if I'm not holding speed on the level. If I gotta come to a stop sooner than I'd bleed off speed, I gently tap the break to slowly stop, never holding the break for long until I'm already at a near stop. Or someone flew in front of me at breakneck speeds and I had to hold the break to slow down enough to not cause an accident rear-ending some chuckle fuck dipshit who thought he could fit his fancy sports car in an ever decreasing space that was already too risky for anyone with a working brain.

I remember getting into arguments with my paternal grandma about it, because she always got mad at me for not holding the break on the freeway when it sloped downwards slightly and I picked up speed. She was always screaming at me that I was going to crash/get a ticket/kill someone/whatever when I'm going to slow down anyway. It's not even like I jumped up 20+ miles over the speed limit, more like 5-10 over and that would bleed off relatively quickly. In fact, she would usually want me UNDER the speed limit.