I said no no no no fucking way for years. Finally got the wife one and eventually tried it. Now I love it. So much better. Cleaner.
Not just a bidet, but one that also accepts the hot water line and you can control the temperature of the water blasting your butt hole.
I have a bidet adapter on the toilet in my bathroom. Love it!
Wife got us 2 this Christmas. I was a scoffer, but no more. Completely changes your poop game
Amen brother