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Davey Crockett's frontier folklore was unironically foundational in the development of small Opti's psyche. I never thought I'd get the chance to stand in the Alamo. Victory or Death!

Davey Crockett's frontier folklore was unironically foundational in the development of small Opti's psyche. I never thought I'd get the chance to stand in the Alamo. Victory or Death!
[–] 5 pts

What'd Davy say to Jim Bowie when he peered over the walls of The Alamo and spied 3000 Mexicans?

"Huh. I didn't know we were having the roof done today."

[–] 1 pt

Why were there 3000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because they only had five Volkswagens.