For the first time today I heard my jr high kid trash talk his friend that he was gonna fuck his mom and become his step dad.
Prolly not as cliche sweet as daughrers first dada, but a proud father son moment nonetheless.
Ha!!!! That's a good kid right there. I'm already worrying about when she becomes a teenager and the guys are after her.
"When you have a son you have to worry about one dick in town, when you have a daughter you have to worry about every dick in town"
- My father.
Kek. That's pretty funny, I'm gonna use that.
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