It's much like how vegans and vegetarians are always looking to have artificial, (((plant-based))) meat analogs instead of coming up with their own plant recipes that are delicious but not at all like meat. They crave meat but they lie to themselves about it being bad and then do everything possible to simulate meat. They are the same kind of mentally ill as the alphabet people just with less degeneracy. It's all just cries for attention or because they were abused by other mentally ill people. There's probably a lot of toxoplasmosis infections in there too causing their mental disorders. Fenbendazole and Ivermectin needs to be OTC so we can eliminate this shit.

Pretty sure if you've got a dick in ur ass you're no longer larping. Dildos are perhaps arguable provided they aren't penis shaped.