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Just wanted to give you an update. Still waiting on some quotes, but it seems like the max would be $800.00 for the stone, with a 4-5 week lead time.

It also depends if we want his flair to be on the stone or not. I can't decided if it would be appropriate, or classless. Let me know what you think.

Regardless, I have written some copy for the stone.

It is pretty short and sweet, just his name, dates of birth and death, and some of his better quotes.

Here is the copy. Keep in mind, it will be center-justified on the stone, so it will probably look better there than here.

In Memory of ***** ****** AKA @Suplex May XXth, 19** to May 17th, 2024 "Fuck all Yall" But also, "You are my People. Even if you don't think so"

Obviously I redacted his real name and birthday, so as to avoid doxxing the dead. Also, like I said, it should look significantly better when center-justified. But let me know if you can think of any better quotes of his than the last one. Obviously "Fuck all Yall" has to be included.

Would it be be fucked up if we made is say "Fuck all Ya'll" instead?

I know he hated that apostrophe for some reason. I am not sure if it would be disrespectful to a dead man, or trolling a hick ghost.

Let me know what you think.

Best,

-Theo

Just wanted to give you an update. Still waiting on some quotes, but it seems like the max would be $800.00 for the stone, with a 4-5 week lead time. It also depends if we want his flair to be on the stone or not. I can't decided if it would be appropriate, or classless. Let me know what you think. Regardless, I have written some copy for the stone. It is pretty short and sweet, just his name, dates of birth and death, and some of his better quotes. Here is the copy. Keep in mind, it will be center-justified on the stone, so it will probably look better there than here. >In Memory of ***** ****** AKA @Suplex May XXth, 19** to May 17th, 2024 "Fuck all Yall" But also, "You are my People. Even if you don't think so" Obviously I redacted his real name and birthday, so as to avoid doxxing the dead. Also, like I said, it should look significantly better when center-justified. But let me know if you can think of any better quotes of his than the last one. Obviously "Fuck all Yall" has to be included. Would it be be fucked up if we made is say "Fuck all Ya'll" instead? I know he hated that apostrophe for some reason. I am not sure if it would be disrespectful to a dead man, or trolling a hick ghost. Let me know what you think. Best, -Theo

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Would it be be fucked up if we made is say "Fuck all Ya'll" instead?

I'd keep it the way he liked it.

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I wish ya the best, I wouldn't count on the special flair thing though, I contributed significantly to boob's kids and got an NPC badge instead. Pretty special.

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I contributed significantly to boob's kids and got an NPC badge instead. Pretty special.

That's because donations don't elevate you to a special status.

That's very jewy and misplaced of you to complain about that in this very post.

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You are correct. Sorry for the slight. I can be an ass, and I had misread the original post, I thought he wanted a flair here to those that contributed

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It's ok. We all make mistake.

The flair was for Suplex (the "Fuck You" one I gave him that he was so proud of), and I already sent it to Theo to get added to the stone.

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Perhaps I wrote it incorrectly.

I wasn't talking about anybody here getting a flair or badge.

I was talking about getting @Suplex's flair (pic8.co) imprinted on his stone.

Sorry for the confusion.

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Gotcha. Makes more sense now, and yeah, that would be cool

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That all looks great.

Would it be be fucked up if we made is say "Fuck all Ya'll" instead?

You know he'd come back to haunt us all.

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And so the Croatian woke up in his Chicken-Coop When he heard a distant howl "fuck all yall" It was so dim, so distant... The Croatian's only next logical move was to beat a Muslim Hooker. This is, after all, the only logical move. After having pushed out the chickens and pissed off the muslims, he finally found himself ready to sleep, upon a bed of straw. Finally, I sleep!

Said the Croatian

But as soon as the Croatian went to sleep, he found himself surrounded by a nightmare. There was a Texan floating above him.

Fuck all Yall!

The Texan was looking at the Croatian like a piece of limp meat.

The Croatian cowered in fear.

The might of an American Farmer's penis was too substantial for him to understand.

After all, he was used to how Soviet genitalia.

And so, the Croatian whispered prayers to himself...

That the ghost of @Suplex would not de-virginate his Kulak-hole.

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Started good, ended gay.

Add more beating of muslim hookers next time.

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'Would all that fit upside on the back ??'

EDIT : appreciate what you're doing. His flair would be a nice touch.

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Should this be stickied? @aou

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It's already in the global sidebar sticky.

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No flair please. Pictures in general like the flair end up looking crappy eventually. Also it depends a lot on the stone and the surface where the text will look decent, so I'd let some creative freedom to the stonemason in order to layout the thing.

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Is there gonna be a dox proof way to do this?

I'm not saying all yall are jewish glowies, but most of you are. I don't put it past you to have ran a suplex bot, killed it off to make me feel sad and get me to donate, then reveal to the world that I can't buy food anymore because I called some homos some faggots on the internet.

Nah but yeah a dox proof way to donate would be nice.

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Relax, the Jews already know your identity. It’s the entire point of this honeypot operation…

Regarding donations, my guess is that it will be crypto.

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I don't think his flair would be classless considering his stone is an immortalization of him from a vast network. Etched in stone is just as finite as a cloud. Although, keeping it classy is ideal if it is a sitting memory. I am truly sorry for your loss. Thank you for this work you have put in for your friend. This is the definition of loving kindness. Thank you for the contribution links. I will do to this cause like the Bible says, " But when you do a charitable deed, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing" Matthew 6. The rest is very deep into the cause but I digress. God Bless you and your work.

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Well, the beauty of it is that he is dead, so we can shit-post on his Grave-Stone and he can no longer respond.

But how do you balance a person being one our favorite humans, when we also just called him a retarded faggot?

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Jesus said unto him, Let the dead bury their dead: but go thou and preach the kingdom of God. I do not have the intent to be religious because I am not in religion but rather inthralled in the wonderment of the WORDS of God. It is truly a beautiful love story of life and man. To balance a person of being a favorite human is to Thank God and give the creator the glory of your revelation. I say this easily here as a stranger because I just lost my father on May 9th. Life to me in this moment is such a treasure. His gravestone doesn't have to speak. It is only a physical object that is a sitting memory for the ones left behind him. We are spiritual beings experiencing the physical earthly things. Therefore, a gravestone only is representation of that earth etched with a sWORD. God Bless, truly.

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How was losing your father?

It seems like you respected him a lot.

If that is true, I am happy for you. I think I will lose my Father soon. But I do not like him at all.

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>We are spiritual beings experiencing the physical earthly things.>>

I wish more people in my life understood this.

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Thank you for this. The correct apostrophe is y'all, but it should absolutely be yall on the stone.

What happens to the funds donated in excess of the cost? I would imagine we will exceed $800.

Maybe to his nephew for the care of Dog? I know his mom passed recently, I don't know about his dad and, as far as I can remember, he was more or less estranged from his son. And of course, there is always his sister with whom you communicate. If none of those options are feasible, I would recommend they be donated to Poal for its upkeep. I know he was at one time, or perhaps up until his death, a regular donor and think he would appreciate donations to the site made in his memory. Don't know what any other Poalr's would think of this.

Thanks again, Theo.

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@Suplex was the number one donator to @FunkyPurpleKitty after @PMYB2 died.

All excess funds will go to her, and Boob's surviving family.

@Suplex's son, "Wade" is doing alright from my current understanding. He took a uHaul's worth of stuff back with him, and inherited @Suplex's property. Wade will most likely be selling the property to his cousin, so it will be staying in the family.

Nobody in @Suplex's family is currently hurting for money, as far as I have been told.

So all excess proceeds will go to the surviving members of @PMYB2's family.

They both still gay, tho.

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Is there already a location picked out for it? edit: thank you Theo for your efforts on this

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Motherfuk’r, I had a whole reply all written out and lost it somehow. Try’n again here…gonna be different, but essentially the same. Motherfukr!

Curious, will this be a flat lay down stone facing up or an upright stone having two faces? I ask because of the nature and complexity involved with both the man we wish to memorialize and why. Already I’m losing the drift of my original thoughts so going to get right to what I proposed and why. From the most approachable side of the stone it could be inscribed just as you have it Theo, including the quote, “You are my people. Even if you don’t think so”, but saving the “Fuck all y’all” for the obverse side to underscore his engraved flair.

This would give the respect deserved in the traditional sense upfront, while also paying homage to the dual nature and complicated man we all came to love and appreciate. Adding mystery to the uninitiated and respect towards Suplex’s contributions to the founder and family and to represent those of us on this forum I propose a string of poalr bears end to end facing to the right at the base of each side that would also represent those of us who enjoyed spending time with him in his final years.

Too much? Too expensive? Yeah, probably, but it would be cool and it’s not like it has to be done right away.

Just my thoughts on how to be traditionally respectful and at the same time, how to give a bit of some personal touch from all of us that he deserves for all his support to poal while at the same time also a mysterious monument to the man who created this site and those that keep it going.

I’d like to add that I’m good with however it is decided to go forward. Much respect to @Theodore-Kent for all he has done to make this happen. God bless all y’all, and more importantly fuck all y’all!

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Theo, how do those of us without bitcoin/etc or paypal send $$$? Any interest in a temporary PO box for donations via money orders?

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Dude, I honestly don't know yet.

I am trying to balance this between the privacy of donors, and my own privacy.

I don't feel like getting doxxed either, but it seems like most websites want me to give full credentials.

I will let you know very soon, but I don't know the answer yet.

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A money order from a gas station could be used. I think the Western Union ones sold at the place near me just require some basic information, you could put the address of the issuing location and scratch something on it if they need more.

That is, assuming you're in the USA. I'd also ask whatever institution you're planning on using to hold money if they'll accept things made out to "bearer" or some other generic term. @Theodore_Kent

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It's been many decades since I bought a money order. I was thinking of using my bank or Walmart. All the hispanics seem to use Walmart money orders to send money to Mexico, got to be pretty easy.

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Yeah most places that aren’t the post office sell money orders that don’t need much info.

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Last time I bought one they were like .89 cents

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