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Mr. 约翰逊, my boss, has justifiably fired me.

I bear the chink no ill will. He held onto me longer than he needed to, and always treated me well. I think he kept me around because I was smart.

But, at the end of the day, I was too moody, especially after my mother's hospitalization and my father's stroke(s).

Mr. 约翰逊 stopped by my desk, and looked at all of the poetry I had written.

Theo, I like you. But you moody bitch, and I Chinese, no have discernible emotion. You fired for being fag.

And you know what? He was right. I am a moody bitch.

Mr. 约翰逊, my boss, has justifiably fired me. I bear the chink no ill will. He held onto me longer than he needed to, and always treated me well. I think he kept me around because I was smart. But, at the end of the day, I was too moody, especially after my mother's hospitalization and my father's stroke(s). Mr. 约翰逊 stopped by my desk, and looked at all of the poetry I had written. >Theo, I like you. But you moody bitch, and I Chinese, no have discernible emotion. You fired for being fag. And you know what? He was right. I am a moody bitch.

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He was right.

He light!

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Your ex boss was based. You should be more like him

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Have you tried being less gay?

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You fired for being fag.

Uh oh.

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I heard you were hiring LGBTQ+AAA employees.

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Yes, we have coal that needs shoveled into the furnaces of hell, would you like to apply?

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Yes, I will suck your dick too.

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Did you leave him a poem to remember you by? This job stink. You number ten. Fuck you chink. Never see again.

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Find a rival employer ran by a Nip. Share how you were betrayed by this guy and vow that together you'll pillage the Chinks like is 1937. Bam. Instant new job.

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It was all so tiresome

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Sorry to hear about your firing. Hopefully you can get another job that’s just as good and be less moody.

From personal experience, I would recommend you try changing your hobbies to those that involve less rumination and self inventory. Swap out poetry for doing crosswords for a month or so and see what that does to your brain, you know?

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Your suggestions have been noted.

Thank you.

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A friend of mine calls Chinese bosses "ping pong".

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Perhaps you didn't write enough poetry.

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